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Lá no arraiá das coruja formaro dois cumbinado,

O time do quebra-dedo, e o time do pé-rapado.
A bicharada reuniu, formaro logo seu quadro,
Nóis fumo vê esse jogo, por sê um jogo faladu.
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A bicharada pediu pro jogo sê irradiadu,
Na estação du lugá, PRJ-Bichadu,
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Sapo jogava no gol, béqui de espera o leão,
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Veado de center-arco, arco direito o gambá.
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(Boa tarde senhoras e senhores.
Ai que bicharada gorda, barbaridade...)
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O tigre passô pru bode, mais quando ele foi chutá,
Puxaro a barba do bode, o bode foi recramá,
Juiz falô que num viu, cachorro já quis brigá.
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Torcida do quebra-dedo fizéro recramação,
A capivara e a cotia chegaro a xingá o leão,
Preguiça dava risada, de vê o sapo de carção.
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Largato que era o juiz, na hora dele apitá,
Tinha engulido o apito, num pôde o jogo pará,
A torcida entrô no campo, de pau, de faca e punhá,
O pau cumeu direitinho, mataro trêis no lugá.
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O bode ficô ferido, mataro o béqui leão,
Rasgaro a saia da cobra, cavalo quebrô a mão,
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Por que na hora da briga ele ficô sem carção.
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O jogo num terminô, pur isso ficô empatado,
Agora nóis vai falá, do center-arco veado.
Nervoso ele dizia, entre suspiros e ais:
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